WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THEIR MOUTH.
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S͖̭ͤ͆͊͆O̱̼͎̠̣̬͈͊͆ͥ͌ͮ ̴͕͇͛̓͡C̣͙̦͓͉̤̫͚̜ͤ̿͆͊̽̋ͫ͘͟A̸̱͂L̲͇̏̀͘L̷̗͎̇ͦ̐͆̾̒̈̾ ̗̜͔ͤ̈́͐̈́ͯͧM̪ͧ̓͌͟͡Ḙ̵̪͈̠̫̠͖̠͗͊̐͂ ̵̧̟̮̬ͧͥ̕M̺͕̤͎͈͎ͮͭ̓ͩ͜͞A̷̔̓̂̾ͥ͏͔Y̛̜͔̖̗͎͚̓̇̂B̭͎̟̙̞̼̔ͥ̍͝E̗͇̜̘͈͆͒̚
Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
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okay what the actual fuck dude
im cryiNG OMFGG
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
